Yes, yes; so I'm a year behind on jokes...still cute in a slightly dirty yet amusing way...
xo, L
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!"
7.15.2006
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2 comments:
Hardy har har. Very funny. Thank you.
As I currently have a bitch of a mortgage, I thought it was funny...
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