7.15.2006

Best short joke of 2005

Yes, yes; so I'm a year behind on jokes...still cute in a slightly dirty yet amusing way...

xo, L

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!"

2 comments:

twobuyfour said...

Hardy har har. Very funny. Thank you.

Leigh said...

As I currently have a bitch of a mortgage, I thought it was funny...