Friday Snippets

Brangelina may wed in Africa...the tabloids are peeing on themselves from the excitement. ~ Popsugar

LaLohan in a shame spiral...and she wants help from...AL GORE?!? WTF? Me thinks someone needs to get off the blow. ~ Perez Hilton

I'm against the blantant commercialism of the holidays as well, but really, is this necessary? ~ CNN.com

Val Kilmer got old, fat and wierd. Real shocker. His idol is Marlon Brando. ~ Perez Hilton
















"Kate Cruise" needs a stylist, otherwise the natural beauty will keep going out looking like a frumpy tart. ~ Dlisted

Ellen Degeneres goes home to New Orleans to light the Christmas Tree in Jackson Square for the first time since Katrina. Laissez les bonne temps roule! ~ Perez Hilton



Allegations arising that Brit-Brit is on Paxil and Xanax. Wouldn't you be on anti-depressants/sedatives if you woke up one day and realized that you married and had children with Federloser? ~ In Touch Weekly