The newly dark haired Brit-Brit has given birth to her second son, the fourth offspring of Kevin Federjerk, "rap star" (and gawd do I use that term loosely and pretty much inappropriately). At approximately 2 a.m. on Tuesday, September 12th Britney & Kevin welcomed their new little bundle of joy. Kevin was even present at the C-section (Who'd a thunk it? Brit's mom probably dragged his ass there).
Kevin already has a son and a daughter from a previous relationship and a one year old son with his current wife Britney.
All over the world, Child Support Enforcement Officers are crying.*
*I, on the other hand, am crying because she's from my home state and giving the impression that we all walk around barefoot, pregnant, with no taste in clothes, married to talentless hacks. Please, all you young, impressionable tweens and teens, Look Away! She is NOT a role model! She's only proved that money cannot buy taste or common sense.
Gawd bless her heart, someone needs to smack some sense into this poor girl or at least give her a stern talkin' to! I know a good divorce attorney...
Your thoughts?
2 comments:
What a horrific turn Britney's career has taken since she paired up with that... "rap star."
Too bad she doesn't even seem happy at home.
K-Fed is every mother's worst nightmare-- penniless knock-up machine.
I just heard his album got picked up by Sony or some other insane record company. Don't we get enough crap on the radio to be submitted to his "music" as well?!?
Shame on them.
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