With football season upon us (and my Fantasy Football draft tomorrow night!) this joke seemed appropriate. I was raised on LSU football (if you know anything about college football, you know we're the world's most enthusiastic fans), but sometimes, the 24/7 Dish Network football channel has to be turned off for my sanity. By the end of the season, I am guaranteed to dream of being the woman below...
xoxo, Leigh
"While I was watching the games last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.
During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.
She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.
Sometimes it 's tough being married to a smart ass."
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2 comments:
Pretty funny joke. Good luck with your Fantasy Football draft. If you can, post your team ... is taking Reggie Bush in the first round too early?
Whoop! I am the worlds leading authority on Texas A&M football- and a "college football Widow" during the season. My DH is basically a whore for any college football- but wont MISS an A&M game.
Good Luck- tiger!
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